Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
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I get up every morning and I get shit done as a mother, wife and employee. I don't BITCH about it, I do it cause I want it done my way - all day.
Mom
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After all these years, being almost grown...I still try to run and hide when I hear my full name yelled by mom.
Mom
4
I would rather be a poor stay at home mom than have the best of everything but never see my children. Some people need to rethink their priorities in life.
Mom
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I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
Mom
8
Today would have been your birthday, but now it is just another day when I miss you more.
Mom
4
My mom must have been a strong woman who can take anything at any time...that's probably why my mom can take my sarcasm everyday XD I Love You Mom :) Hehe
Mom
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Proud Mom: I gave them life they gave me a reason to live.
Mom
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I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
Mom
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says, "My mother taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive. It's obvious my mother failed math.
Mom
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its amazing how you can feel bad as if your life was falling apart..then you hear your mother's voice and everything suddenly seems FINE :)
Mom
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*WARNING* : Your position in a particular category may change
Mom
4
do you believe in angels? i do its my mom.
Mom
8
My life never had meaning until 2 boys called me "Mommy".
Mom
5
*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^ kid: -hits mom over the head with a baseball bat- What The Fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU!? mom: -unconscious-
Mom
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...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
Mom
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Being a Mom is like being on house arrest...you cant go anywhere including the bathroom alone, and there's always someone asking what you are doing!
Mom
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Do I work? 24 hours a day I'm a MOM.I am a cook, a cleaner, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handyman, a maid. Now tell me your job is harder
Mom
3
If you Don't believe in ANGELS... Just look in your MOTHERS eyes
Mom
5
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