Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"?
Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone.
have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p Don't drink the green beer! It's leprechaun pee!
Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there too, not in a cage, but waving at you
I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3 With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:
Time flies when your throwing your alarm clock across the room. It doesn't matter how long we've been friends, it matters how much smiles, laughs, and good times we've had in that time.
TIP OF THE DAY: never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot. a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!
Don't ever change yourself for someone. If they don't appreciate the way you are, find someone who will. like if you agree \h2665 Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP
Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again? i really wanna punch Justin Bieber. but I cant hit girls


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