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Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving"
Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after.
Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after.
Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot.
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!
Don't ever change yourself for someone. If they don't appreciate the way you are, find someone who will.
like if you agree \h2665
Michael Jackson Died at 58,
Whitney Houston at 48,
John F. Kennedy at 38,
Amy Winehouse at 28.
how old is Justin Bieber again?
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