Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!
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Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
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Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone.
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Time flies when your throwing your alarm clock across the room. It doesn't matter how long we've been friends, it matters how much smiles, laughs, and good times we've had in that time.
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Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
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Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
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Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:
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has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
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Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"?
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TIP OF THE DAY: never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!
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I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D! I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means you ) comment and write the most random thing you can think of right now ok. . GO!
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TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
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1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP
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Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again? i really wanna punch Justin Bieber. but I cant hit girls
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Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there too, not in a cage, but waving at you
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Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
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Don't ever change yourself for someone. If they don't appreciate the way you are, find someone who will. like if you agree \h2665 Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?
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what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now
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Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
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